Well, on my way out of work this past friday, I was getting on the high way and I was in the 1 exit lane to get on 35, and this dick in a raised dodge cummins apperantly wanted to be there more than me, so he starts merging on to my lane while Im blasting my horn at him for a good 15 seconds. Seeing how he has big ass all terrain tires, and diamond plate bumpers I figured I would let him through before he crushed me, and would drive behind him and give him a nice view of my middle finger. Now for the fun part...

So he see's this, and decides to brake check me... In a semi-truck, are you serious? So I avoid that, and next Im heading into a big black cloud of diesel smoke as this ass hole is now trying to pull away and swerve as hard as he can to the far left lane, and gun it. Im at around 40mph from his brake check, perfect for a second gear pull, so I drop the hammer, and off I go right on his rear bumper the entire time. We hit about 90mph, Im in mid fourth, still on his ass when he pulls off another stunt, and shoot all the way across 4 lanes to the 20-East exit. Luckily we out ran most of the traffic clutter-up, so off I go behind him. He then starts to slow down and pulls over on the single lane bridge so I drive slowly next to him, let off a few gracious words, flipped a bird, and took off. He takes his time getting back on the lane, so I pull ahead, and I dont make it 1/8th mile before I see him coming up on me fast.

I step on my brakes twice, not to brake check... He would could literally kill me if he wouldnt stop Next thing I know he's beside me, and I hear a loud *THUNK* I look over quickly, and see the passanger bringing his hands in from the window... Son of a bitch threw something at my car.

I then drop a few gears, and pursuit his ass while juggling the phone and dialing 911. ring.... ring.... ring.... they start to pull as I check my phone to see if im dialing the right number... FINALLY! They pick up! I tell the operator the situation, and that im pursuiting them heading close to 100mph swerving through traffic right when this ass hole takes the sharpest turn a lifted dodge could take without flipping into a flamming barrel roll off the highway into the earliest exit he could nearly running off 3 cars on the highway, and almost hitting the exit sign on the GRASS passing the lane divider. Fuck that.

I unfortunately never got his plates, so I know cops didnt do anything. Operator said he was sending someone out there. I got a GOOD look at the driver when he pulled over on the bridge, and the passanger when I saw him after he threw something at my car but I doubt theyll ever be found unless someone else called them in.

Damage wasnt too bad. After clearing the dirt away I got a good look at it. Looks like he threw a crecent wrench or something with a sharp corner as it pretty much punctured a small hole in the quarter panel, and like 3 white scratches beside it, could possibly buff out, but we'll see



cliffs:

good read, will read again.





sucks about your panel. last time someone tried to pull shit like that, I ripped some old guy (late 40s early 50s) out of his open window at a red light. i was not a happy camper.

All this and you didn't even get the plate number?

I know! thats a on my part... I ALWAYS get the plate number when someone pulls shit like this, I guess I was just too into chasing their ass... That part ill admit was pretty funny, watching a stock Dodge pick up trying to out run the R



Damn Dont fuck with sicky at redlights

I was hoping they would follow me, I was about 3 minutes away from my friends house, and then it would have been 4 people + bats vs. 2

Single bullet to the rear differential
Wait for results
???
Profit

I am actually working on a less lethal, yet funner way to deal with assholes like this. Got the idea from the Vietcong episode of Deadliest Warrior. I plan on getting a box of wood screws, and a tube of JB Weld, and making a small balls out of it, and planting like 4-6 screws per Weld ball, sharp point out obviously, and making little tire destructors. I figured if someone is tail gating me, and I release like 3-4 of these little suckers they should do some damage

A radiator harpoon is far more ostentatious and has a lower chance for collateral damage.

You mention traffic twice but also mention speeds of 90mph and 100mph.

I'm confused.

When I say traffic I mean cars driving on the road in general, not necesarily cars stuck IN traffic. The was maybe 4-6 car lengths in between cars on a 3-lane highway. It was around 7pm, so some afternoon traffic was still there, hence why I didnt go after him after he exited. He cut like 4 people off BAD.